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Born and raised in Los Angeles. Currently residing in the South Bay Area. Nursing student. Part time barista. No regrets; you live, you learn.

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pizza:

*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

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I guess

I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

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yellowcrayonwillow-archive:

me on a daily basis

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livelife-havefun-partyhard:

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

oh my god he’s so into it

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suzzannnn:

when you open a new tab and can’t remember why

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when you close it and then remember why you opened it

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when your son tricks you into driving him to a PowerLine Concert instead of a fishing trip

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shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

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phobias:

"how are you single?"

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kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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